Tag: send me asks

Send me an emoji

nobraandwetpanties:

😎 – I stalk your blog on the regular
đŸ˜© – You’re sexy as fuck
😈 – I wanna fuck you
😊 – I think you’re cool
😍 – I adore you
😘 – I’d date you
🙅 – You ain’t all that
🙈- You make me horny
😝 – I don’t like you
đŸ’© – You’re blog is shit
💋 – I wanna make out with you
💘 – I have a serious crush on you
💩 – You make me wet
🙊 – I wish we talked
🙇 – I worship you
👅 – I wanna eat you out
👎 – Delete your blog

SEND. ME.

Please?

teasefordays:

It’s Friday and I have to work for far too long today.

Send me asks. Send me a fantasy/kink/sexy story and I’ll rate it.

💜-this was super cute and I love it.

😈-you’re evil and I love it.

😮- could be better.

💋-this made me want to kiss you

😏-not bad, that was pretty sexy

đŸ”„-hot af, had to fan my face, please send more.

Still at work…

It’s Friday and I have to work for far too long today.

Send me asks. Send me a fantasy/kink/sexy story and I’ll rate it.

💜-this was super cute and I love it.

😈-you’re evil and I love it.

😮- could be better.

💋-this made me want to kiss you

😏-not bad, that was pretty sexy

đŸ”„-hot af, had to fan my face, please send more.

NSFW Asks

meandering-hedonist:

I got tired of seeing NSFW asks with moronic questions like: “Is there anyone you want to have sex with?”, so I made my own. I hope you enjoy!

1. Think of your three closest friends – would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?

3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?

5. What’s your favourite sex position?

6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?

8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?

9. What’s your darkest fantasy?

10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?

11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?

12. What are your hard limits?

13. How often do you masturbate?

14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?

16. Folks who like dicks – where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?

17. Are handjobs boring or underrated?

18. What’s your opinion on anal?

19. Folks with a dick – does your cum shoot out far, or dribble out? What’s its colour and consistency?

20. Folk with a vagina – can you squirt?

21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

22. Are you vocal during sex?

23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?

24. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?

25. What’s your opinion on sexting?

26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?

27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?

28. What are your erogenous zones?

29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?

30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?

31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?

33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?

34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?

35. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?

36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?

37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?

38. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?

39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?

40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?

41. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?

42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?

44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits?

45. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?

46. Do you like going commando?

47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?

48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?

49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?

Huh okay. Ask away!

Some Intentionally Random Questions

freepassunlimited:

1. What kind of driver are you? (calm, angry, timid, etc.)
2. How do you eat string cheese?
3. What’s your favorite musical and why?
4. Peanut butter: chunky or smooth?
5. Do you enjoy jigsaw puzzles? (if yes, what kind?)
6. What kind of vacation do you prefer to go on?
7. What magazines do you like to read?
8. If you were given $500 and told you had to spend it in an hour (not online!), what would you do?
9. What kind of radio stations do you like to listen to?
10. Have you ever visited a Great Lake?
11. What’s your favorite kind of juice?
12. It’s a cool winter evening; you’re curled up in a comfy chair with a warm beverage and a book – what’s the beverage? What kind of book?
13. What is your fourth-favorite pizza topping?
14. Put your music player on shuffle – what song came up? Why is that song in your library?
15. What’s your favorite piece of art in your living space?
16. Which play by Shakespeare do you think is the best? Why?
17. You are cooking a meal for someone you really want to impress – what’s your go-to recipe?
18. What is the best license plate you can remember seeing?
19. Who’s your favorite Beatle?
20. When was the last time you read a non-fiction book about history? What was it?
21. Why did you send your most recent text?
22. What is your favorite venue for seeing a concert? (type, if you don’t wish to reveal location)
23. You are given carte blanche by a major ice-cream company to create a new flavor. What’s in it? What do you call it?
24. Can you tap the top of your head and rub your belly at the same time?
25. Would you want to want to transfer your consciousness to an exact android duplicate of yourself?
26. What household chore do you most wish you never had to do again?
27. Would you live in the world of your favorite childhood TV show, if magically offered the opportunity?
28. You are suddenly notified that you are, in fact, the long-lost heir to a distant kingdom. Before you know anything more, what kind of kingdom are you hoping to rule over?
29. What is a day that is otherwise unremarkable to the general world, but that you look forward to, and why?
30. When is the best time of day to vacuum?
31. Where do you keep/store basic cooking & baking ingredients (sugar, flour, spices, etc.)?
32. How do you make your favorite homemade dessert?
33. How would you describe your dream dwelling, architecturally? (details?)
34. What’s the most fun book you’ve ever read?
35. What meal would you make out of whatever ingredients you have in your cupboards right now?
36. Who was the last person you hugged?
37. How often do you look at maps?
38. What was your best experience in a park?
39. What is your third-favorite cuisine?
40. What kind of silverware do you own? Would you want to replace them with a different kind?
41. Who would you call to help you move a couch?
42. When is the best time of the year to go for a long walk?
43. Where do you most want to watch a sunset?
44. Why do you get out of bed in the morning (or whenever it is that you get out of bed)?
45. What question have you never seen in an ask list that you think would be an awesome one to include?

Ooooooh ask me?