NSFW Asks

meandering-hedonist:

I got tired of seeing NSFW asks with moronic questions like: “Is there anyone you want to have sex with?”, so I made my own. I hope you enjoy!

1. Think of your three closest friends – would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?

3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?

5. What’s your favourite sex position?

6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?

7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?

8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?

9. What’s your darkest fantasy?

10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?

11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?

12. What are your hard limits?

13. How often do you masturbate?

14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?

16. Folks who like dicks – where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?

17. Are handjobs boring or underrated?

18. What’s your opinion on anal?

19. Folks with a dick – does your cum shoot out far, or dribble out? What’s its colour and consistency?

20. Folk with a vagina – can you squirt?

21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

22. Are you vocal during sex?

23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?

24. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?

25. What’s your opinion on sexting?

26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?

27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?

28. What are your erogenous zones?

29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?

30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?

31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?

32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?

33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?

34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?

35. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?

36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?

37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?

38. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?

39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?

40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?

41. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?

42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?

44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits?

45. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?

46. Do you like going commando?

47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?

48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?

49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?

50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?

Huh okay. Ask away!

we-them-good-boys:

ssironstrange:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

brokeourredstringoffate:

thelulusoldier:

jensenfrickelfrackel:

wildwiccankitty:

manigotacrappyau:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

sarah-the-artiste:

amuseoffyre:

saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

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everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake

Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity. 

And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”

The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”

Have only seen this post in screenshots and I’m honored to come across it now 

@shayara “do him for all of us” bye

proud to reblog this for the tenth time

The real tragedy of that movie was that she never got to bang him for all of us

So that touch scene?  That wasn’t scripted.  At all.  That was the actress just “I gotta touch him.  Oh, wait.  Shit.  I touched him without permission.”

Hayley is the thirst queen

@teasefordays

YASSSS.

i-am-already-panicking:

larissaloki:

the-glitter-ace:

erynspencer2187:

erynspencer2187:

erynspencer2187:

someoneintheshadow456:

casgirlat221b:

fandom-is-my-middle-name:

clean-what-now:

thosekidswhohuntmonsters:

captain-ak84:

minimalistfish:

hawkgirl-in-the-impala:

chronic-genderbender:

“Those poor boys”

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“She deserves to be punished too.”

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“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

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“Sorry to say – she deserved it.”

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“She put herself in harm’s way”

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“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

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“She ruined their lives.”

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“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

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“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

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“Boys will be boys!”

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“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

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Cannot not reblog.

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

boy am i glad this has so many notes

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

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“He should’ve enjoyed it.”

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“She must’ve lead him on.”

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“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it – “

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

I love this post!

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

oldenoughtobeyourfather:

Ahaha. This is pretty wonderful! Also surprisingly accurate!

Me being old and all I remember when blowjobs didn’t happen till long, long, long after intercourse.

If it ever happened at all!

Ever wonder how the hell they started using “cocksucker” or “suck my dick” as insults? Those used to be ugly-fight fighting words. Used to be an insult that would bring out brothers and fathers to beat the hell out of you!

In the 1960’s Australian sex workers not only beat up colleagues they suspected of giving blowjobs, they’d gang up and beat johns who asked for them!

Feel sorry for anyone who grew up in the 20th Century!

And now you know why I think the video is marvelous!

Also the guy’s a dumbass for privileging Fucking like that!

A C C U R A T E 😂

send me a fruit

semisweetkindalife:

supersommerjin:

Strawberry – I’m in love with you.

Cherry – I love you.

Watermelon – I think you’re cute.

Blueberry – You’re amazing.

Kiwi– You’re pretty

Rasberry – You’re hot.

Plum – I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit – I would date you.

Grapes – I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon – You are my tumblr crush.

Orange – I want to get to know you.

Tangerine – We have a lot in common.

Lemon – I wish you would notice me.

Lime – I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

🤔🤔

Send me a fruit ask!!!!

we-them-good-boys:

Submission isn’t just a kink for me. In many ways, it’s how I want to live.

Constantly looking for praise, trying to make her smile, making her day better. I’ve always gotten a fluttery feeling from doing things for others, working towards a common goal, and being part of a team. For that reason, I find enjoyment in doing little things for her: listening to her talk about her day, making dinner, doing chores for her…

And when serious things need to be worked through, I love sitting down with her and talking through them, because we’re not just dominant and submissive, we’re partners. Two halves of the same whole, working together to make each other better people.

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that I make her life easier.

Lovely.