Spoil your domme as much as she spoils you.
Thank you for attending my tedtalk.
Let’s spoil each other baby! @gentleg1nger
Look at you all tied and posed for me baby girl. You’re simply gorgeous. Now, what to do with you? 😍
ask game: Is this character fuckable?
repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now
i’d top them | i’d bottom for them
i’d dom them | i’d sub for them
one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me
ty @cawk-box and @tobeorknottobe!
I’m down! Ask me!
How I Ruined Porn
Crusoe has been on travel all week so sent me a picture he found on Tumblr to pique my curiosity and whet my appetite for his return home tonight.
He got more than he bargained for when I immediately responded via text:
“Why is he pressing his shoes into the couch? So rude.”
“His laces are WAY too long for those shoes! He should have counted the number of eyelets before selecting those laces.”
“Why is he wearing black socks with brown shoes?”
“Why are his socks pulled up so high? Are those KNEE HIGHS?”
“How did he get his pants off without his socks falling down even a little?”
“He must have been wearing the wrong type of pants for the shoes if he could remove the pants without taking off the shoes. What was he wearing, bell bottoms with wing tips? That’s crazy!”
Yes, that was the barrage of texts Crusoe received from me at 0521 this morning in response to the picture he sent.
Not a word about the sex act being performed. No mention of the implied act that would be potentially occurring between the two of us tonight. No. The analyst in me focused on the man’s shoes, socks, imagined trouser choice, and the impossibility of getting off his pants without removing his shoes first. I asked why would the man put his shoes back on after taking his pants off? Why did he wear those socks with those shoes? Gah!
And that my friends, is how I ruined a perfectly fine porn gif.
Yes @lesstalkingmorespanking I am definitely in the category of a ruiner of porn!!
I think we should start a club. (Nodding head)
I’m so happy I’m not alone!!!
Who’s with us??
I’m in. I’m always noticing shit like this.
Raising my hand too.
I am definitely THAT girl!
Same.
Ohhhh darlin, did you want to feel how wet I am? You’ll have to earn it silly!
Meanwhile I’ll just think about you. Touching me. Making me drip for you. Fun for all!
Oh darling, a tease for me? Oh, my, is that what you thought, darling? Oh no my dear. I just want to tease you. Over and over.
And over again.
What a good boy.
being told you’re appreciated is one of the most simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear 💕
Fair.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? 100. can I have a cookie
22. I sure hope so! I know there’s a couple specific people I’m thinking about all the time.
75. I honestly have no idea. I’ve been sitting on this ask cuz I have no idea how to answer this and I’m still stumped.
100. Hmmm maybe later.
Hi Beautiful🖤 #9 #30 & #38😘
Well hi there sexy girl;)😘
9. what’s your darkest fantasy?
I guess a gangbang but I don’t think I could ever make that a reality.
30. What are your favorite ways to tease your partner in public?
My words.
38. What’s your funniest and or most embarrassing sex story?
I don’t really have one? I just think about the time I was sending my boy gifs on tumblr to tease him and I accidentally sent him a m/m one and he was like “uhhh babe. You just sent me two guys.” I was like “OH WHOOPSSSSS” and we laughed about it for a few minutes before we got back to playing. 😂😂😂😂
Teaseland 